YOU CANNOT TOUCH THIS.
YOU MIGHT TRY.
BUT YOU CANNOT.
YOU CANNOT TOUCH THIS.
-MANAGEMENT
Commissioned as a part of the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz There’s Always Someone Cooler Than You Initiative.
The Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz is dedicated to bringing you the absolute finest in music, images, motion picture, and tomfoolery. Each work of art is painstakingly curated to the most exacting standards. We bring you the most challenging, the most thought-provoking, the most rival-ribbing pieces for both enjoyment and enrichment. We here at the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz challenge you to open your mind, your heart, and your stomach to let the wonderment really flow through you.
YOU CANNOT TOUCH THIS. YOU MIGHT TRY. BUT YOU CANNOT. YOU CANNOT TOUCH THIS. If you believe you might have a piece to contribute to the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz, please reconsider. If you have and still think you can do better, we recommend shouting into the void. Or posting on Twitter, idk. You do you, boo.
JUST TO REITERATE: You just…look, we’re sorry, but you’re just not on this level. We get it. Oh boy, do we get it. Sometimes WE want to touch it. But we just can’t. On any level. We all fall short of such glory.
All images are created by the indomitable @gatodejazz and are meant for Serious Contemplation in a Very Quiet Room after drinking some tap water to clear the pallet or as a companion to the viewing of a drag race. Car or Queen, either is acceptable.
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