Here Comes the Kenley Express – New Guided Tours!
The campus of the Museo is expansive, a full 141 acres of Important Works, lush gardens, statuary, reflection pools, hedge mazes, pony paddocks, snacking pavilions, apiary, dovecotes, two falconries, and those sand draggy areas where people use rakes to make those wavy lines all over.
Join one of our expert tour guides as we take you through the blood pressure highs and ERA lows of the Kenley Express!
The Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz is dedicated to bringing you the absolute finest in music, images, motion picture, and tomfoolery. Each work of art is painstakingly curated to the most exacting standards. We bring you the most challenging, the most thought-provoking, the most rival-ribbing pieces for both enjoyment and enrichment. We here at the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz challenge you to open your mind, your heart, and your stomach to let the wonderment really flow through you.
Here Comes the Kenley Express is an exercise in pitching ANGRY. If you believe you might have a piece to contribute to the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz, please reconsider. If you have and still think you can do better, we recommend shouting into the void. Or posting on Twitter, idk. You do you, boo.
All images are created by the indomitable @gatodejazz and are meant for Serious Contemplation in a Very Quiet Room after drinking some tap water to clear the pallet or as a companion to the viewing of a drag race. Car or Queen, either is acceptable.