Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz

A Dodger Yard joint venture with the high classic artist gatodejazz.

The Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz features a specially curated high art experience meant to push the boundaries of What It Is To Be Art.

Each piece has been lovingly culled from gatodejazz’s extensive catalogue for preservation here – in the hopes that future generations may understand what it was to be a True Fan and also just a little too…uh…much at times.

HERE AT THE – ahem, sorry, I didn’t mean to shout. Here at the Museo, we strive to show these precious masterworks to their best ability.  To that end, we will need some participation from you to complete the process.  Please choose a room in your home that you may paint neutral grey.  Purchase a large formate printer/projector system, some fancy frames (gold leafing is optional) and marble flooring.  Once these things are installed, you may now view the images at their best.

Or like stare at them on your phone in the bathroom while you conduct your business, I guess.

We’re also gonna try and sell you some shirts and stuff.  Er, I mean, the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz in collaboration with Dodger Yard has an excellent Museum Shop with new items being added often. Support the Arts and Stuff.

ENTER THE MUSEUM

The Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz – Our Mission

The Museo is dedicated to bringing you the absolute finest in music, images, motion picture, and tomfoolery.  Each work of art is painstakingly curated to the most exacting standards. We bring you the most challenging, the most thought-provoking, the most rival-ribbing pieces for both enjoyment and enrichment.  We here at the Museo challenge you to open your mind, your heart, and your stomach to let the wonderment really flow through you.

For proper proper viewing, max out the air con so it’s colder than death.  If you believe you might have a piece to contribute to the Museo Elgranarte del Gatodejazz, please reconsider.  If you have and still think you can do better, we recommend shouting into the void.  Or posting on Twitter, idk.  You do you, boo.

All images are created by the indomitable @gatodejazz and are meant for Serious Contemplation in a Very Quiet Room after drinking some tap water to clear the pallet or as a companion to the viewing of a drag race.  Car or Queen, either is acceptable.